Cusspadboghotbasthapdibsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty snail.

Cusspadboghotbasthapdibsaw created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusspadboghotbasthapdibsaw, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cusspadboghotbasthapdibsaw, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cusspadboghotbasthapdibsaw's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cusspadboghotbasthapdibsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick bats.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Never laugh in the presence of rats.

5. You must never eat grapes.