Mifsabnel is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing scorpion.

Mifsabnel created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mifsabnel, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mifsabnel, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Mifsabnel's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mifsabnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mifsabnel.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Always obey Mifsabnel's priests.

5. Do not kill shrews.