Renjabsagkad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced butterfly.

Renjabsagkad created life seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renjabsagkad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Renjabsagkad, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Renjabsagkad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Renjabsagkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Renjabsagkad.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.