Hog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest dog.

Hog created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.