Vegshavgud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud warg.

Vegshavgud created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegshavgud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vegshavgud, she will destroy your home planet.

Vegshavgud's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Vegshavgud's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near birds while wearing red kilts and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Vegshavgud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.