Dibrenkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witty dragon.

Dibrenkip created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrenkip, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dibrenkip, he will manifest in front of you.

Dibrenkip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dibrenkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never eat tomatoes.