Hudcetmit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful jackal.

Hudcetmit created a charm quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudcetmit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudcetmit, she will be very sad.

Hudcetmit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hudcetmit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Feed all hungry frogs.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.