Figfodcam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing dragonfly.

Figfodcam created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Figfodcam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Figfodcam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Figfodcam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Figfodcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Always obey Figfodcam's priests.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the south.