Ruttbumcut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, sapient camel.

Ruttbumcut created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbumcut, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttbumcut, she will torture you forever.

Ruttbumcut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ruttbumcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide from fawn pigs for they are unholy.

5. Fast once a month.