Tikdibdit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective crow.

Tikdibdit created the solar system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikdibdit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tikdibdit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tikdibdit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tikdibdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tikdibdit.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.