Gubpakpod Yarlogdud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish chinchilla.

Gubpakpod Yarlogdud created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubpakpod Yarlogdud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubpakpod Yarlogdud, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gubpakpod Yarlogdud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gubpakpod Yarlogdud's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never hop near sheep.

5. Never play with disobedient children.