Weebatquag is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent cobra.

Weebatquag created a top quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Weebatquag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Weebatquag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Weebatquag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Weebatquag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four cats approach from the west.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never sprint in holy places.