Omtgubzodvad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful warg.

Omtgubzodvad created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtgubzodvad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omtgubzodvad, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Omtgubzodvad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Omtgubzodvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Never write about archaea.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about fire.