Gumnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent hyena.

Gumnutt created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumnutt, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gumnutt, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gumnutt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Gumnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never paint your neck violet.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Gumnutt loves eagles, so they must be honoured.