Ominsissab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, sage hedgehog.

Ominsissab created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominsissab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ominsissab, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ominsissab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ominsissab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.