Popartsab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sapient capybara.

Popartsab created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Popartsab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Popartsab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Popartsab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Popartsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Popartsab loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Run away if three moths approach from the south.