Badzengad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful horse.

Badzengad created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Badzengad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Badzengad, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Badzengad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Badzengad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.