Bed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil centaur.

Bed created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bed, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bed, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bed's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bed's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bed in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the north.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.