Pommumbast is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, stupid goat.

Pommumbast created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pommumbast, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pommumbast, he will laugh at you.

Pommumbast's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Pommumbast's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pommumbast.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Hide if eight rats approach from the east.

5. Always help sick foxes.