Fligrag Fabcarvid is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong dog.

Fligrag Fabcarvid created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fligrag Fabcarvid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fligrag Fabcarvid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fligrag Fabcarvid's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fligrag Fabcarvid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fligrag Fabcarvid.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fligrag Fabcarvid loves ants, so they must be respected.