Dit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, astonishing wasp.

Dit created the Small Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dit, he will not invite you to parties.

Dit's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three zinc sculptures of Dit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not chop down trees.