Hinpinbug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome gorilla.

Hinpinbug created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinpinbug, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hinpinbug, he will turn you into a mole.

Hinpinbug's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hinpinbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Never hop near frogs.

5. Never feed carrots to mice while wearing rings.