Cablistwip is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent ferret.

Cablistwip created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cablistwip, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cablistwip, she will manifest in front of you.

Cablistwip's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cablistwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to dolphins while wearing blue dresses.

2. Never wear yellow stockings.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never talk about optics near nematodes while wearing violet ear rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.