Gangubomin Zogxentof is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong zebra.

Gangubomin Zogxentof created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gangubomin Zogxentof, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gangubomin Zogxentof, it will torture you forever.

Gangubomin Zogxentof's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gangubomin Zogxentof's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gangubomin Zogxentof on top of all buildings.