Bonknulquill is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful centaur.

Bonknulquill created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonknulquill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bonknulquill, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bonknulquill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bonknulquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight seals in a large pit.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help ducks.

5. Always take life seriously.