Govdidtit is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, all-knowing owl.

Govdidtit created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govdidtit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Govdidtit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Govdidtit's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Govdidtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Govdidtit.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Do not commit murder.