Dotflabjab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awe-inspiring raven.

Dotflabjab created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotflabjab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dotflabjab, it will turn you into a tree.

Dotflabjab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dotflabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.