Fom is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, omniscient gorilla.

Fom created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Fom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fom, she will make you grow a tail.

Fom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls in need.

2. Never wear blue ear rings.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never wear shorts.