Homdagfen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, cheerful wasp.

Homdagfen created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homdagfen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homdagfen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Homdagfen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Homdagfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Homdagfen.

4. Never laugh near foxes.

5. Always wear yellow.