Rakmutfud is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, vain warg.

Rakmutfud created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakmutfud, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakmutfud, he will turn you into a plant.

Rakmutfud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rakmutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Rakmutfud loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Rakmutfud in the centre of the settlement.