Limarmfat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, intelligent wyvern.

Limarmfat created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Limarmfat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Limarmfat, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Limarmfat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Limarmfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Do not keep five grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never feed wheat to snails while wearing shorts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.