Stanbeptafsomdavpon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing frog.

Stanbeptafsomdavpon created the planet Venus eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stanbeptafsomdavpon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stanbeptafsomdavpon, he will turn you into a rock.

Stanbeptafsomdavpon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stanbeptafsomdavpon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Stanbeptafsomdavpon.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.