Far Kon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, loving cobra.

Far Kon created the Small Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Far Kon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Far Kon, he will turn you into a frog.

Far Kon's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Far Kon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
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