Quaglunbot is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful porpoise.

Quaglunbot created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quaglunbot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Quaglunbot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quaglunbot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Quaglunbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt goats.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.