Sitcinont is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish walrus.

Sitcinont created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcinont, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sitcinont, she will turn you into a goat.

Sitcinont's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sitcinont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sitcinont's name in vain.

2. You must love Sitcinont.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.