Quartgomhim is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, happy
crow.
Quartgomhim created a charm quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartgomhim, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Quartgomhim, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Quartgomhim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Quartgomhim's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.