Getstikkom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, tranquil newt.

Getstikkom created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getstikkom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Getstikkom, he will not invite you to parties.

Getstikkom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Getstikkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about optics near moths while wearing gray shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.