Fembarnhin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, ill-tempered dingo.

Fembarnhin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fembarnhin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fembarnhin, it will be mildly annoyed.

Fembarnhin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fembarnhin's Holy Commandments

1. Fembarnhin loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. You must pray to Fembarnhin three times a day.

5. Never write about moons.