Basstamken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witless elephant.

Basstamken created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basstamken, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Basstamken, she will cry a lot.

Basstamken's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Basstamken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if three ants approach from the east.

5. You must love Basstamken.