Vagfebced is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sapient pigeon.

Vagfebced created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagfebced, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagfebced, he will ignore you.

Vagfebced's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vagfebced's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Never mention tortoises.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.