Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, weak
shrew.
Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss, it will make you grow a tail.
Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss' Holy Commandments1. Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never feed lots of oranges to seals while wearing magenta shorts.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Fenyattgig Mitcunyatcuss loves swans, so they must be honoured.
5. Always pray immersed in water.