Batnulquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful swan.

Batnulquat created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Batnulquat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Batnulquat, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Batnulquat's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Batnulquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always obey Batnulquat's priests.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.