Parkmabnil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, impressive fly.

Parkmabnil created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmabnil, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Parkmabnil, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Parkmabnil's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Parkmabnil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
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