Cidyarsand is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witless guinea pig.

Cidyarsand created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Cidyarsand, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidyarsand, he will remove you from existence.

Cidyarsand's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cidyarsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.