Gadmotvog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, flying bee.

Gadmotvog created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadmotvog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gadmotvog, he will turn you into a plant.

Gadmotvog's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gadmotvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gadmotvog on top of all buildings.