Hugzaglab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sapient hummingbird.

Hugzaglab created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugzaglab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugzaglab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hugzaglab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hugzaglab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always wear green.