Gubbogfum is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish
goblin.
Gubbogfum created life five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gubbogfum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Gubbogfum, he will send two she bears to sort you out.
Gubbogfum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Gubbogfum's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
3. Always help whales.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Always look after injured frogs.