Gubbogfum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish goblin.

Gubbogfum created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbogfum, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gubbogfum, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gubbogfum's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gubbogfum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always look after injured frogs.