Foddanbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid wyvern.

Foddanbiss created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddanbiss, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Foddanbiss, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Foddanbiss' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Foddanbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt squirrels.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Foddanbiss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Always obey Foddanbiss' priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.