Lenhindud is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awe-inspiring donkey.

Lenhindud created Africa three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenhindud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lenhindud, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Lenhindud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lenhindud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing cyan shoes and balancing five tin spheres on your hands.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Never hurt dogs.