Quart is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, competent crocodile.

Quart created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quart, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quart's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Quart's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Never feed cherries to aardvarks while wearing black corsets.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never wear gray shoes.

5. Never talk about optics.